GE 7″ Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone

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Some people will love the GE 27956FE1 DECT 6 DigitalPhone w/7” Picture Frame because it has one-touch redial, or because it can handle up to four handsets in total, or because of its interference-free DECT 6.0 connection. Not me.

No, I need its high-quality studio reproduction and included digital picture frame for my work. I’m Jack Fairuse, and I’m a private investigator specializing in intellectual property cases – an I.P.P.I., you might say, if you were one of my business cards. Clients come to me to make sure their songs aren’t being used in any way without permission. And I’m very good at my work. How many grandmothers have you sent to prison?ge_dect_60_cordless_phone_with_7__lcd_picture_frame1

Believe it or not, the fastest-growing channel for song theft right now is hold music. It’s like people think they can get away with anything over the phone. They think just because their company bought a clock radio, they can set the phone in front of it to put people “on hold”. Believe me, it happens more than you know. But who pays the rights fees to that artist, that craftsman whose very livelihood is being cruelly snatched away from the mouths of his starving children? We all do, buster. We all do. And all so some telephone customer can get his jollies gratis while he waits.

So before I nail these scumbags, I need crisp, clear-sounding recordings to seal the deal in court. I once lost a case against a nursing home because the jury couldn’t agree on whether the song was “Sussudio” or not. (If you’re out there, I’m sorry, Phil). Thanks to this GE DECT 6.0 phone, injustices like that won’t happen on my watch. Every bass run, every guitar flourish, every roto-tom thump meets the legal standard for admissability.

And then, once I find one of these thieving scumbags, I can add the cover art to my 7” picture frame. The digital frame accepts SD, XD & MS memory cards, stores up to 100 images internally and features interchangeable black & silver frames. You can also program it to use any image as Caller ID. That’s a great way to keep track of how many different songs they owe my clients for. And maybe it would be nice to see an image of your girlfriend when she calls or something. I don’t have time for that sort of thing in my field. My only girlfriend is in a bottle. No, not a genie, I was referring to alcohol.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a public health clinic that, according to word in street, is using KKXM-104’s signal without permission. I hope they put me on hold.

Warranty: One Year General Electric


  • Picture Caller ID - assign images in memory to contacts in your phonebook and the contacts picture will display on the photo frame when they call
  • DECT 6.0 (1.9GHz) Technology gives you interference free communication, increased clarity and enhanced security with a wider range that’s still network friendly
  • The phone can be expanded up to 4 handsets and features caller ID.
  • The 7″ frame accepts SD, XD & MS memory cards, stores up to 100 images internally and features interchangeable black & silver frames.
  • Fully-Featured Digital Picture Frame (Continuous Slide Show of photos)
  • Continuous Stream of Photos (Caller ID Slideshow When in Use)
  • 7” Screen Size
  • Accepts SD, XD, MS Memory Cards
  • Stores up to 100 Images Internally
  • Interchangeable Black & Silver Frames
  • Desk or Wall Mountable
  • Expandable up to 4 Handsets
  • Dimensions: Product WxDxH (inches) 11.81×3.90×6.85
  • Weight: Product Without Carton (lbs) 2.09

Call Handling/Memory:

  • Call Conferencing
  • Call Timer
  • Dial in Handset
  • Flash Function
  • Hold
  • Line In-Use Indicator
  • One-Touch Redial
  • Phonebook/Directory Memory
  • Pause
  • Tone/Pulse Switchable Dialing
  • Tone Feedback When Dialing
  • Temporary Tone


  • Handset Volume Control
  • Hearing Aid Compatible
  • Mute
  • Ringer Control Yes (Vol1/2/3/OFF)
  • Visual Ringer Photo CID

Caller ID Features:

  • Automatic Date & Time Set
  • Built-in Clock and Calendar
  • Caller ID in Base
  • Caller ID Memory 40
  • Caller ID Review & Delete
  • Call-Waiting Caller ID
  • Dial-Back Function

Special Features:

  • All Station Page (Page All)
  • Consumer-Replaceable Cord
  • Intercom
  • Page/Find
  • WiFi Friendly

In the box:

  • Picture Frame / Cordless Phone
  • A/C Adapter
  • 7″ Phone Cord
  • 6 Foot Phone Cord
  • User’s Guide
  • Product Registration Card
  • Share/Save/Bookmark

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